Archive for the ‘Fun’ Category

(Ab)Use of the C-word (cloud)

Friday, May 15th, 2009

The more cloud architectures gather buzz, the more I am seeing all sorts of misuse of the c-word. From describing grid computing to confusing it with SaaS, people seem to see clouds everywhere, even in the clearest of skies!

The “Palme d’Or” should probably be given to a business acquaintance who’s been able to use the word 3 times in the same 5mns presentation for 3 different meanings:

  • the Spring cloud === the Spring context
  • the ActiveMQ cloud === the ActiveMQ management of queues
  • the VM cloud === the in-memory execution of a process

You’ve got to love them clouds!

I wonder, even as I am myself piloting in the storm, how long it will be before I get really tired of the c-word!

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How not to present

Tuesday, January 20th, 2009

I am a fan of Garr Reynolds’ Presentation Zen for delivering good presentations to audiences, and I wish more people were, but this piece from McSweeney’s blog pretty much sums up any corporate presentation I have seen this far… in style!

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Agile? Of course we are agile!

Friday, May 23rd, 2008

It seems that all companies these days are all doing “agile”. Here’s a pot-pourri collected recently from a few interviews and personnal experiences…

Of course we are agile…

  • we are doing pair programming; that is, as long as each of the programmers work on their own computer… you know we wouldn’t want you to look like you’re doing nothing
  • we are doing stand-up meetings… around the coffee machine… before the real meetings!
  • we write user stories; well, we don’t really have the time to write them, so we’ll just use the title in a big MS Project document and talk to you about what you should be doing
  • we use dynamic languages: Javascript, Flash…
  • look, we must be agile, we are even using open source libraries; as a matter of fact, we use as many open source libraries as possible to show that we are willing to leverage as much existing code as possible - we even have our own architect who tells you which library you will use!
  • Sometimes, I wish they would proudly say “Agile? Nay, we do waterfall here!“, at least it would be honest… :)

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Cartoonesque ProgressBar

Friday, August 10th, 2007

I second Romain Guy when he says that Progress Bars are boring: let’s part with this idea that a progress bar has to be a simple long rectangle that is half full or half empty… I am sure that we can find better paradigms, best suited for each case:

  • copy of a bunch of files: have a decreasing stack of files on the left and an increasing one on the right
  • CD burning: have a CD on fire that becomes just a pile of ashes when finished

Here’s my weak attempt at creating a Cartoon-like Progress Bar (you will need Java installed to run that), but it probably took me more time to configure the JNLP than to actually create the animation…

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By the way, I greatly recommend Romain’s book Filthy Rich Clients that I have added to my Safari bookshelf and that I think I should finish to read, if you consider my attempt at animating Swing… :)

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The ultimate developer

Thursday, January 25th, 2007

Seen here: How IT recruitment works. Someone’s looking for a developer with the following specification…

“…urgent requirement for a developer who
specialises in the following:

ASP.NET 2.0
C#
SQL Server 2005
Java
Oracle
SharePoint
Flash/ActionScript 2.0
Web Services
XML
DHTML
AJAX
UML
COM+
VB 6.0
C++/ATL
MS Excel/VBA

Ideally French-speaking, but not essential.”

I’m in! But I charge £4000 a day and I need to be able to do 80% of the work from home…

hey guys… down there we call that a team !

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